The Obeamyway peninsula a remote and fascinating region
teaming with extraordinary marine life.
we choose this mysterious water as Bellefontaine's next destination.
In preparation for our voyage
The members of team Zissou's gathered at my Oceanographic observatory
here on Precious Spot Island.
This was to be our most ambitious adventure to date and ultimately a tragic one.
Our team included Esteban du Plantier, chief diver, our senior statesmen, my closest colleague for 27 years.
Klaus Daimler, 40, engineer, calm, collected, German.
Vikram Ray, 28, cameraman
Bobby Ogata, 22, frogman.
Renzo Pietro, 45, editor, sound man.
Vladimir Wolodarsky, 33, physicist, our original score composer.
Anne-Marie Sakowitz, 25, script girl.
Pele dos Santos, 30, safety expert.
Eleanor Zissou, my wife, vice president of the Zissou Society.
We also invited 7 marine science students from the University North Alaska
to accompany us as unpaid interns in exchange for school credit.
October 12th, Esteban and I explore the blue reefs beyond the peninsula.
Florescence Snapper unexpectedly appeared in shallows extremely rare in this depth.
Where is your gun?
Steve Steve, where is Esteban?
Check the scanning monitor, start tracking before it goes too deep.
-Esteban was bitten? -Eaten!
-Is he dead? -Esteban was eaten!
-He was swallowed whole? -No! killed!
Check the scanning monitor!
Steve, we think you got crazy eye.
Get him out of the fucking water.
Esteban! Esteban! Esteban...!
-what? -Esteban! Esteban...!
-Steve -Esteban! Esteban! Esteban! Esteban...!
(Italian question)
Was it a deliberate choice never to show the Jaguar Shark?
No, I dropped the camera.
(Answer in Italian )
Why are they laughing?
(Italian: up there, the young man)
yes, what is next for team Zissou?
Well, that was only part one. It's a cliff hanger.
Now, I am going to hunt down that shark or whatever it is and hopefully kill it.
I don't know how yet, maybe Dynamite.
-You don't what it is? -No, I never seen anything like it before in my life.
You said it was a Jaguar Shark, that was the title of your film.
It was coming right at us I just said the 1st 2 words that came into my head.
(French question)
Revenge.
Bravo!
What fun!
Steve, I would like to introduce you to Tonie Coach the new head of the film society.
You must be so excited.
I hope so, Do you it went ok?
No, congratulations, seriously.
Thanks, I wish it didn't require the "seriously" but thank you.
Well, I just don't think they got it.
Steve
You know Larry Arman, chairman of a Saudi firm
-Oh yea Hi -Nice to see you
Larry was discussing our financial difficulty.
I thought it was nice for just the 3 of us roll out the party together, just the 3 of us.
-Why? Does Larry have that kind of spending power to invest?
-Keep him happy now -I have got 500 million dollars capitalisation worth
Capitan Zissou, can I get a shot of you with captain Hennessey?
Where?
Make it quick.
Hey Steven, how is going with your err... what are you calling... Leopard Fish...?
-Jaguar Shark! -Jaguar Shark! Exactly, I love it.
Tell me something, does it actually exist?
You know Ali(Hennessey )I don't wanna give away the ending.
Good man
Oh, here comes our girl
You are the most ravishing creature that I have seen ever in my life.
-Hello, Skinny. -Hello Eleanor
Is that a new merit badge?
yeah, as a matter of fact, it is. I just became a knight in Portugal.
-The presidenty gave us a special bottle of... -Tell me to be nice to Ali, because I am nerves.
How could you lay that slut faggit!
I was in love with him at the time.
-Yeah, just gets me mad. -How are you feeling?
I am right on the edge. I don't what comes next.
Wait here, I will be right back.
I just want to say hello. Hi
Hi ya babe.
I said I wanted to say hello. I did not say I wanted you to touch me.
I am here with my wife, Eleanor, this is Mandiser.
Do you really wanna put me through this?
People say, Eleanor is the brain behind team Zissou.
What is Steve?
He is the Zissou!
Steve, this is my little nephew Vernard.
He wanted to meet you.
How are you doing, Vernard.
He brought you a present.
A cramloli fish.
Wow... Interesting specimen.
Thanks pal.
You are welcome.
Steve you don't look too good
How is this?
Steve, there's a bloke over wants to have a word with you.
What do you need, old man?
How many of this do you have?
Hi, look, just forge the rest of them yourself.
Get out of here.
Hey Steve
How come you are not shit and shiver for your friend Esteban?!
What did you say?
Who are you going to kill in part 2?
(Singing in French)
Larry Arman is flying to Mecca tonight. See you can make the numbers work.
You should have an answer from us in 10 days
Tell him I need to know by Sunday.
Why would I do that, my darling?
Call his bluff, damn it! and light a fire under his ass.
My darling, we haven't made a hit documentary in 9 years.
Lets not fuck with Larry Arman.
-Explain to him, would you Eleanor? -screwdriver
He understands, Arman need to make projection of the world grosses
to see if he can run a tax break, run it through his output deal.
I don't understand but I can tell it is bullshit.
-Oh, what the hell is going on? -You need a blackjack and reel cleaner.
Well, if you excuse me, I am gonna go an overnight drunk
and in 10 days I am going set out to find the shark that eat my friend and destroy it.
Anyone who is care to join me is more than welcome.
Captain Zissou, I am sorry to bother you. I am Ned Plimpton.
My mother's Catherine Plimpton.
You kidding?
No.
How is she?
I am sorry. Shit!
She was...
I don't know if it is true or not by the way, do you?
No, I don't.
I haven't heard from her in 30 years.
I guess its too late now.
She never contacted me, you know.
Yes, I see.
You are suppose to be my son, right?
I don't know...
but I did want to meet you... just in case
I appreciate that.
I'll be right back. Don't go away.
(Song: Life on Mars Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?)
Sorry about that you caught me with one foot off the the other one tonight.
That's alight, I don't wanna take too much of your time.
I wanna thank you for talking to me.
-We'll find a way, mate. -I know we will.
I just had a lovely chat with Si brooman.
He wants you to make an Oceanographic explorer article.
Possibly going to be the front cover so do be nice to this girl, Won't you?
Apparently she worships you and clearly need the press.
Oseary, this is probably my son, Ned. We just met.
Anyway, his mother just died.
Plus we are having some problems.
I just think it to be a very special opportunity for all
Ok, bring him over.
So, what do you do?
I am a pilot, Air Kentucky.
-Air Kentucky - co-pilot actually.
-Yeah, I don't know that one. -We help out at Louisville.
Sure, there is pretty country in those parts.
Landlocked
I have to tell you I have been a member of the Zissou Society since I was 11.
Well, I will be damned, look at that!
Wanna kill this?
Frankly, I been denied I don't usually try grass.
Let me tell you about my boat.
The Bellefontaine was a long range sub hunter during the 2nd world war,
which we bought from the US navy for 900,000 dollars.
This is my mentor Lord Mandrake, he is dead now.
The sauna, which was designed by a engineer from the Chinese space programme
and we keep a Swedish masseuse on staff
Here is where we do all our different science projects, experiments and so on.
This is the kitchen which contains probably some of the most technologically advanced equipments on the ship.
Eleanor and I put together a top notch research library for us
with complete 1st edition set of life aquatic companion series.
We process our own rushes and keep a cutting man on board so we can do a assemble while shoot it.
I can't find them.
Once again please.
This is the observation bubble, which I thought up in a dream actually.
Two Albino scouts swim with the ship.
They're supposedly very intelligent although I have never seen any evidence on it.
Here's the engine room, the bearing casing is not suppose to look like that
but we can't afford to fix them on the ship.
Tops that, we get the bridge, then a sub, an old chopper,
all kinds of radars, sonar and underwater movie gadgets.
What happened to Jack Cleeny?
She did not really love me.
Old Mandrake.
It is wonderful.
-Very lifelike. -I am not crazy about it.
This guy is a big time asshole.
We were roommates at the academy.
He used to married to Eleanor.
He owns apparently a lot of money.
You think you will wanna change your name?
Ned...?
No. nothing the Ned part unless you want to.
I meant your last name I thought you might like to let me give you mine.
-Ned Zissou... -Ned Zissou, exactly.
Or if you want to, you can change the first part too.
I would have named you Kingsley if I have a say in it.
Kingley... I don't know.
Maybe I will stick with Ned for now.
Sure, that is ok. Anyway I will order you some correspondent stuff.
What are you doing, I ordered the wine.
Pour it over here please, he doesn't know anything about wine.
Are those assholes talking about me?
People say when people say something like that about you is because they are jealous
but it still hurts
It hurts bad.
That man was damn rude, he can go straight to hell.
How did she die by the way? your mother.
She took her own life, took sleeping pills.
Why would she do that!?
Well, she was in a great deal of pain, you know.
Oh...
I see, yeah.
You know my best friend just got killed, Esteban.
Yea, I know. Your old man.
Let's go to my island.
Well, I have to be back in Kentucky on Thursday.
Thursday? ok! that is ok.
(Singing in French)
Your cat's dead.
What? Which one?
Marmalade, I am sorry.
What happened?
A rattle snake bit it in the throat.
God damn it, Eleanor, why did you have to say it like that!
You couldn't try and break it a little bit nicer!?
She is a rich bitch, you know. She was raised by maids.
Her parents paid for this Island during my worst moments.
People say she the brain behind team Zissou.
People say a lot of things. What kind of cat was it?
Who gives a shit!
-I think it was a Tammy. -Ned, wanna come inside, we'll make up a room for you.
Steve, that reporter called.
-Ned, wake up! -yes
I am on echo box. Press the red button to answer.
-Meet me on the beach in 12 minutes. -The what button? OK.
Action!
Only twice before have I a good future to observe a rubber tide.
That rare occurrence when 100s of electric jellyfish spontaneously washed on to a beach all at once.
Bobby Ogata brings exactly this to our attention tonight.
Steve, what produces this effect of illumination? Is there chemicals inside the organism?
No, Ned, its actually the reflection of the moon light on their outer membranes.
That is very good outlet.
Klaus, come over here, get a shoot of me and Ned. Ned, come in here.
Would you like to join my crew?
-Would I like to... -I want you on team Zissou!
-I don't think I can do that. -Why not?
Well, it's my field, I don't have a background before.
No one here does.
Klaus used to be a bus driver.
Wolodarsky was a high school substitute teacher.
We are a pack of straights, don't you get it?
See, I am not even that strong in swimming.
-The answer is Yes. -Well, it's gotta be.
I will order you a red cap and a Speedo.
Cut.
-Klaus, why aren't you rolling? -Can I have a word with you please?
Why aren't you getting this?
That was a God damn tear jerker why did you cut it, man!?
Because this sounds going to be shit he does not even know how to hold a broom.
He doesn't diddly jack about work with me.
Don't cut unless I say cut.
I never seen so many electric jellyfish in my life.
Thay are Viacon madawores.
Ah, shit, she is right.
Where do you come from? You look pregnant.
I am pregnant, not even going ask what you men are doing out here with your matching pajamas by the way.
We are producing a film as a matter of a fact.
Who are you?
I am Jane Winslet-Richardson, I am the reporter from Oceanographic explorer.
-Oh, yea, sure, how did you get out here? -I hired some drunk in a fishing boat.
That would take 4 hours, why would you do... that?
-Because no one picked me up at the FN airport. -Jesus Christ, Klaus.
One of my guys suppose to do that.
How long have you been working with Zissou?
Ah... Approximately... only 10 minutes actually. I was hired doing the scene on the beach.
He is Steve's son supposedly.
You are? No, you are not, he doesn't have one.
We are not 100% sure about that yet, we just met yesterday.
Not this one, Klaus.
You heard me, not this one.
Ok.
First thing in the morning.
-It's got everything? - Yeah, tell him to pus a stop and a half (photographic term)
What are you going to do with him?
Who? Ned?
What do you mean?
I don't understand the question.
I offered him a spot on the Bellefontaine.
He didn't take it, did he?
Of course he took it, we are going to put him on the map, Eleanor!
We are going to throw him a life-preserver.
I believe in this boy.
Why?
Because he looks up to me.
Yes, Sir, and Mckernan's going to take my shadow flights.
That is right.
I just feel like I need to see this thing through, so...
Thank you for understanding. I'll check in with the Louisville office next month.
(Jane, reading a book)
Hold it!
That's poetry?
No, It's a six volume novel.
Oh, I see. You are going read that whole thing to yourself out loud?
I am not reading it to myself, I am reading it to... him.
When did you learn Zissou was your father?
-Does it freak you out for me to ask that? -No, it doesn't.
But its a difficult question. I sew the pieces together over the years.
Well, How did he first contact you?
He didn't. I went looking for him last month after my mother died.
She had ovarian cancer, then it spread to her stomach and liver
and she took her own life.
Oh...
-Oh, good night I guess. -Good night
Do you mind if I sit down and listen for a little while?
Ok.
Do you want me to catch you up on the story?
No, I will be able to figure it out. I'll just catch as much as I can.
They made these about...
3 and a half year before they terminated my sponsorship.
These are great!
May I turn this on?
Fire one.
So, what happened in your opinion?
What are you talking about?
Well, don't you think the public reception of your work is significantly odd over the last 5 years!
That's your first question! I thought this suppose to be puff piece.
Should we come back to it?
Yeah...
Ok...
Is it true this is going to be your last voyage?
Wow, no comment.
Who told you that?
No, God damn it! I am only 52.
I am gonna to start with some stark dialog.
favourite colour, blue, favourite food, sardines.
How do you feel about part 1 of your new film?
Why? How do you feel about part 1 of my new film?
-Well, I am honest, you know. -Just say it!
I thought I suspect it is slightly fake.
Wolodarsky, I am going to take 5 (minutes).
Did it seem fake...
when my best friend was bitten in half right in front of me?
and eaten alive screaming?
I think you are fake.
I think you are phoney.
Not a bad reporter.
How's that feel? and tell me something
Does this seem fake?
How dare you!
This entire article was my idea, no one else gives a shit!
What about Si Brooman?
Are you joking, he is not even covering my expenses.
You are taking something out on me.
Wah, stop crying.
What is the deal here? I was only trying to defend myself.
Well, you did a great job.
I am sure you will make a terrific father.
So...
You really think you are a Zissou?
I don't know.
You travelled a long way for "I don't know" sonny.
That's true
but it's important to me.
Yah, well, there are a lot of things that are important for some people around here sonny!
Klaus, don't call me sonny!
One more thing, it's Steve Zissou show, not the Ned show!
You hear me?
Yes, I do.
-Klaus -Yah?
If you ever touch me again,
I will kick your God damn teeth out, is that understood?
Not if I don't see you first sonny.
We gonna watch ourselves around this Jane character.
Don't tell her anything personal.
If you are not sure about something change the subject and look for me.
This bulleye (Lesbian term) got something against us.
I don't think she's a lesbian, she is pregnant.
bulleye can get pregnant.
Anyway, I would back out now but we need the press.
See you tomorrow
Steve.
Hmm.
When did you first hear about me?
About 5 years ago, I...
Read it in an article about myself.
Do you believe it?
It was in the paper, I assumed they checked their facts.
Why didn't you contact me?
Because I hated fathers and I never wanted to be one.
I forgot, your correspondents stuff came in.
(Text: Paper title Kingsley (Ned) Zissou)
Hi Ross, it started today.
I will forward some pages to you through the copy department.
You probably right there.
What am I doing here?
I miss you and...
Oh God, I don't know Ross.
Where are you?
Listen! I am not leaving this message!
Don't even know why I am still pregnant.
Script girl use this for continuity.
Here.
-No no no no.... -No exceptions, everyone gets one.
-Ann Marie, did the interns get guns? -No, they all share one.
Take it, Ned.
-Steve. -What?
Wack on the echo box.
Zissou here.
Steve, Oseary Drakoulias on line 2.
Yeah.
I spoke with Larry Arman and it's a pass.
In another word, you fucked us!
Let's not cast stones on one another, my boy.
-Do you hear me, damn it, do you?! -No, I don't!
-I told you I will not quit! -Listen here mate...
Can I have a moment?
Who the places is there?
It's me Ned Maybe this is not nothing, maybe it's something.
I don't know your problems, I don't know...
but I just inherited 275,000 dollars.
Would that amount make any difference?
What sort of expression the lad is wearing on his face?
Can you ply a chopper?
I have! Certainly not licenced but lets see how she performs.
Great, let's go.
When this water bird last serviced?
I don't know, Klaus suppose to check it every 6 months.
You are back on the water, boys.
The wire transfer came right through from Kentucky and jackman get finance a rest.
but we have a few hooks on it. So, take a pill for a spill (cockney slang as in take a seat)
No.1, the bank wants to take a drug screen for everyone on the crew before they forward the money.
-A piss test? -Yes, piss test.
2.A Stooge from the bond company will be riding everywhere during the whole shoot to keep you on budget.
Who is the stooge?
A chap with the name of Bill Ubell and there is not a damn thing you can do about that, Steve.
3.You must swear, legally swear that you will not kill that shark or whatever it is.
If it actually exists.
I am going to fight it but I will let it live.
What about my dynamite?
Philip, dynamite. I am off to Zurich, follow me chaps.
Mr. Ubell, I would you to know Steve Zissou
and our equity partner, Ned.
I hope you are not going to bust our jobs, Bill.
Why do I ever wanna do that!
Because you a bond company stooge.
Sss... I am also a human being.
Oh right, that is, I will take it back.
Let's have some teamsmenship.
Hold.
-1, 2 , 3 -come on
1, 2 , 3
Head up, head up, boy, here he is, here he is, you ok, Ned? You are ok?
Alright, give him some room, he is ok. He just drunk a little too much water.
-How are you shooting this? Wide open? -Err, 5 by 6 (picture ratio)
As always, even in the most challenging circumstances
the members of team Zissou find ways to keep moral high.
Wait, hold it! Is that a distress bark?
Is something wounded out there?
We quickly located the source of the mysterious cry.
What is she, Steve?
A wild snow mongoose
We thought they were extinct.
Her ankle's broken. Ogata...
Go and get some hot milk and put these guys in the incubator.
We radioed for emergency transport of our beautiful new friends.
That's what it used to be like.
Has Ned's heart stopped beating before you pulled him out of water?
Has Ned's heart stopped beating before we pulled him out of water?
Yes but we got him to start again pretty quickly.
Don't go on this voyage right now, Steve.
One of you is already dead after all.
Who?
Oh, you mean Esteban?
Thanks for bringing that up.
Who is going to tell us the Latin names of all of fishes and everything!
You know I can't remember all that shit.
Please stop Eleanor, Eleanor! Stop!
Why are you leaving?
I am leaving because I don't wanna be a part of whatever is going to happen out there.
Nobody knows what is going to happen
and then we film it, that is the whole concept.
It's what we've always done.
I can't believe you took that boy's money.
He is an investor.
You are my sidekick.
The sugar crabs are back.
They are early this year.
I never saw them mating before the they sourced us.
Is that mating?
Bye Steve.
-Don't say that, even it's true, it's too painful. -What do you want me to say?
Say Bon Voyage.
Bon Voyage.
(Singing in French)
Kinsley Ned Zissou, 29 junior grade diving tech, excusive producer
energetic, spirited, youthful.
Normally, we would track the Jaguar shark with a scanning monitor we keep on board of Bellefontaine
but it's power tube sized up in Madagascar.
We now proceed to a more advanced system located on a colleague's off-shore facility.
See Renzo, this is what I am talking about, a relationship sublock
There is chemistry between us, you know!
-Here is a quote. -When? Who from?
Zissou almost has a magical connection to the life of the sea.
He speaks it's language fluently.
I never met a boy like that through all my life.
Lord Mandrake.
You should have opened with that one.
-He was your mentor. -Hey intern, Come here compart it, will ya?
On rocks?
You wanna go up my ballon?
I like her hairdo.
Me too but Steve called it first.
I am sorry I made you cry the other day.
Oh, that's ok, not completely your fault anyway.
I do have some personal problems.
Really, what do you got?
Well, I am...
5 months pregnant, my editor is the father He's married but...
not to me.
Wow, that's breath taking.
You know my first wife left me when I was your age.
-What is deep search? -a submarine.
I had the exact the same image of you tacked up on the wall of my aquarium all through primary school.
Oh yeah, you mean the official photograph when I am doing this?
That's the one.
Maybe it's just me but I don't feel like that personally.
I never did.
Why did you abundant Ned?
I didn't, I never even met him.
What kind of piece you are writing, cowgirl?
Are you going to screw us on this deal?
I hope not.
You really think it's cool to hit the source when you got a bun in the oven?
Pele, bring us back down please.
I don't have a problem with objective reporting.
What I have a problem with is some wombat coming on my boat and trying to reel with me, you know.
I need to see if you can you get one of the dolphins swimming onto the hole and give us a look.
Nah, either they can't hear us or they don't understand.
Son of a bitch, I am sick of these dolphins.
Quiet out there tonight.
Can you hear the Jack-whale singing?
Beautiful, I wonder what they are saying.
That was the sludge tanker over there but...
There you go that's them.
By the way, Would you mind if I made a few modifications to the team Zissou insignia?
-I have some ideas... -New badge?
Yes, insignia.
Yea, it's probably kind of dated, isn't it?
Sure, take a crack at it.
Make it a little trendier.
Alright.
Are you finding what you are looking for?
Out here with me?
I hope so.
I wrote you a letter about 17 years ago.
You mean like a fan letter?
Did I write you back?
I tried to answer as many as I personally can.
"reading a letter... Dear Ned Plimpton,
First, in answer to your question. Always.
Second, thank you very much for naming your bug after me.
My wife tells me it is actually a type of gnat,
you strike me as a very special boy and a key member of the Zissou society.
I wish I could come visit you in Kentucky and assist you with your work.
I remember your mother
Take care yourself, Ned Plimpton.
You've severed well. Your friend Captain Steve Zissou
Dictated but not read (sz/jz)
Yeah, more or less end of the board play I guess.
There are some real high tech gears inside this steel, believe me.
First, we go stairs and turn on the tracking system, then as long as the battery on that homing dart...
-Who locked us out? -No one, we are trespassing.
Steve, are we allowed in here?
It's scientific community, man.
Captian, I am required by law to notify the bank of any illegal actives.
Just do what you gotta do and cover your ass, Bill.
Fuck! They wired it!
Klaus, go down and get me some cables.
Warning: this is captain Hennessey, you have trespassed on a private facility.
The coast guards have been alerted by Satellite.
Again, this is Hennessey, immediately leave the...
Ok, action. Look who's back in town!
You travelled 150 miles since we last heard from you.
This sun of bitch is heading for the south Pacific.
-Turn your tape recorder, carbie (Jane). -Is the attack of the shark?
On the record, yes. Cut.
Rips all takes, Vikram.
Was I just in the film?
-Yeah, you are going have to sign a release. -But, but you actually located the shark...
You bet your fucking ass we did.
Alright, everybody, we've got about 25-30 minutes before the coastguards get here to arrest us.
I want you all get Hennessey's best gear onto Bellefontaine in 15 (minutes).
-You are going to steal this stuff? -No, we will give it back to him.
Interns, let's seize some house.
Arr... what is this, Pele?
Don't know err.. the map...
-Steve -Arhuh.
Do you know you just charted us on a course to unprotected waters.
Yar, we are taking a shortcut.
-But it's outside IMU Jurisdiction there, isn't there? -I know, give me the map.
We go your way, that is about 4 inches.
We go my way, that is an inch and a half. Do you pay for the extra gas?
What kind of system is this?
It's Burnstain 9, just started last summer. -Is the 9 out already!
-Is this for Capriccio? -Yah
Wait a second, Steve, this isn't the procedure.
Steve, one of the interns just fell downstairs with the mine tracking Processor.
Aright, just make sure we steal the backup.
Are you listening to me!? I was told under no circumstance...
Shut up before they jail us, Anne-Marie.
You are catching anything? -Mmm mmm.
Hook this up and make me a latte.
You know, carbie (Jane) is kind of sucker maker but she's got some moves.
I agree.
If she wasn't a bulleye, I might have a bit of thing for her.
As you can see...
If the creature continues it's current to migratory route. Our path should converge... less than 4 days.
I wanna get there in 3.
-Ogata... -Vladimir, what is this... right over here.
I don't know, I have been trying to figure that out.
We might have them both mixed up or it could be the other way around.
But anyway, we are going to be right on top of it first thing in the morning.
-Good point, Ned. -Thank you, should we investigate it?
Yah, let's make a quick dive at 6am
and we will scope out the phantom signal
It's probably just one of Hennessey's research turtles.
I wanna be back on the route by lunch.
Do me a favour.
Next time you got a hot idea in front of a reporter, whisper to my ear first.
Otherwise, I look kind of like a day-dream jonny.
Alright, I got it.
-You let him change your name! -Well, we changed it together.
-What was it before? -Edward Plimton.
That is a million times better, change it back, Ned. I really don't think you as a Kingsley Zissou.
Do you think Steve and I have a family resemblance?
No.
I guess it doesn't really matter anyway.
Here
I stole it back.
I strung it on some peppermint dental floss in case you wanna wear it like a necklace.
-Happy with the piece, Jane? -What are you doing in here!
Am I? No.
-Put that down!
I assume I am Mr.Z. I am sorry you think my red hat is err..
what did you use... contrived.
and that...
the Zissou of my childhood represent all the dreams I come to regret!
-What? Why? -I am going have to start locking my cabin door.
It was locked, I kicked it in.
Why don't curse like other people?
Because I am trying to get out of the habit before I have my fucking baby!
Ok, that makes sense.
Please clean your room anyway, it looks like God damn Typhoon...
Get out!
Please don't make fun of me, I just wanted to flirt with you.
I will have an intern come and fix the door.
This is a message from the IMU coastguard
Apparently some crooked fuckers broke into my sea lab yesterday.
How awful! Did they nick anything?
It doesn't say, they probably just trashed the place.
I am so... pissed, I wanna spit.
We are going to hunt these sickos.
Supposely, Crew stole this cronies invented the idea of putting walkie talkie into the helmet.
We made ours with a special rabbit ear (antenna) on top, so we can pipe in some music.
Let's start with a reverse scene.
Ok, roll it, Vikram.
Would you be comfortable for me to address you as dad in this scene?
No, why?
Oh, excuse me, I am sorry, I forgot... I am sorry.
Where are you coming from! check off? Shit!
It's not a bad impulse though, some of kind of nickname.
Not that one, it's too specific.
Try invent something else.
Another name?!
How about Stevezy?
That is good, try it. What were going to say before?
Good luck, Stevezy.
Fantastic, let's go.
Ok, action.
Look, Ned, there is a sunken airplane down there.
Let's check it out.
We examined the crash site but we were careful not to disturb the forensic evidence.
How was that?
Not bad, the first thing was a little faster.
Klaus... Klaus!
-Yar? -Can I have a work with you please?
What?
-Why did do that? -Because I owe you one.
What! You give me a warning already! You stood up for yourself!
I still owe you one.
-Now I owe you one. -No, now we are even.
Why did you do this? it is not my fault, you know I don't have that...
What are you talking about?
We are even, damn it! that's it!
No, it was like a... beat up little jalopy.
I don't know what you call it. You didn't see it!?
I don't see it, boss.
Well, keep your eyes peeled.
Klaus, check who is the watch. I will be in the Sauna.
Pele and who the shit is Kingsley Zissou?
-Is that him? -Hmm, that is him.
I never felt a baby in someone's stomach before.
I think you will make a very good single mother.
Thanks.
Although it does bring you both tremendous disadvantage.
You know...
Steve got a little bit of thing for you.
Why do you say that?
Because he told me.
Really! I thought he hated my guts.
Oh, I think you have hurt his feeling a little bit but it doesn't mean...
He said that I hurt his feelings...?
So! I've fucked up.